Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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