just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
