her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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