Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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