He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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