Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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