brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How does one acquire holy water?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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