The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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