New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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