Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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