Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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