I want to stick my p in your. b.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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