I need help removing her.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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