For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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