I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm passing your future prison.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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