Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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