go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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