I want to stick my p in your. b.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Someone came in the potted fern
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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