I smell stomach acid.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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