which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
