Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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