She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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