i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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