Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
my poor anus
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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