I looked at my own cervix.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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