I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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