its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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