Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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