i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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