he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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