This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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