He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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