no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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