I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think we might need a safe word for this...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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