at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Will you blow on my dice?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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