I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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