Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pooping to opera.
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