Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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