I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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