What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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