Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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