the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just high enough for therapy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
