Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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