I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize