Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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