and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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