4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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