My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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