if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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