"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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