You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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