i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Pooping to opera.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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