i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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